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[texas33forever]

1. How are you doing today?: Sort of drunk
2. Any plans?: Stayin' drunk
3. Who's your best friend?: J
4. Who's someone you hate/can't stand to be around?: Buddy Garrity
5. Got a significant other?: My bottle of Bud right now
6. If so, where did you meet? If not, where do you expect to meet your future SO?: It was love at first sight. Opened the fidge and our eyes met across the cheese... fairy tale material.
7. Plans for marriage?: Are you tryin' to kill me?
8. How about kids?: Fuck off
9. Pets?: There's a cockroach in the bathroom
10. What do you think of the classic American dream--nuclear family, house in the suburbs, white picket fence?: What about the drunk father, cheatin' wife, no money, and drop-out kids?
11. Favorite movie: Anythin' with nude scenes
12. Favorite book: I don't read
13. Favorite comic: No thanks
14. Favorite album: Life is Peachy by Korn
15. Tell me your favorite anything: Sex
16. Nervous habits: I don't get nervous
17. Angry habits: Belt whoever is pissin' me off
18. Bad habits: I beg to differ that they are 'bad'
19. Annoying habits: Bangin' rally girls
20. Things done out of force of habit: Livin'