... the fuck?

They give me a laptop t'distract an' it tells me I'm dazzlin'? What the fuck?

You Are Cranberry Juice

You're sassy and even a bit snarky at times. You have an edge to you. And while you can be brutally honest, you're still quite a charmer. You are confident, modern, stylish, and dazzling. You have an overpowering personality. You're a bit of an acquired taste. People often wish you were sweeter.

What Kind of Juice Are You?