muse_shuffle | January Disc One

Track 09. People call us renegade
Feel like we're living crazy
We like taking on the town
Some people getting lazy
[‘Knocked Up’ – Kings of Leon]

[Past-scene, relates to early Season 2]

I know y’all probably wouldn’t believe me if I said that I respected Coach Taylor but I did, an’ if ever there was a guy who believed in me, it was him. But that didn’t mean I didn’t want t’kick his ass for uppin’ and walkin’ out on us t’take that job at TMU. He takes us right t’State an’ then walks out on us, leavin’ us high an’ dry with that jerk off who had less motivational skills than a freakin’ Nazi. An’ it probably all sounds like I’m just bitchin’ because the dude rode my ass, but it ain’t even that. That new coach was about as useful t’us as a team as a plugged up ass hole. It ain’t any wonder we were all ‘bout ready to walk.

But it’s what landed me in hospital with a tube stuck in my arm. I’ll tell ya, it wasn’t a cool feelin’ bein’ whipped like a fuckin’ mule durin’ practice. First it was the laps of the bleachers in the heat which had me pukin’ my guts ups all over the first row. It was ‘bout this time that I was wonderin’ why J hadn’t stepped in an’ at least said somethin’ to the bastard. He was not only s’posed to be the assistant coach, but he was also my best friend. I was feelin’ like a piece of shit by that point, but yeah, okay. I might’ve been a bit hung over. A bit hung over an’ a lot pissed off at Coach Taylor for leavin’ us with the Wanktard of the Century.

( The next week, more trainin’ and more ass-ridin’ by Knobhead... )

- Tim's Jason Street/Six/J in muse land is always itwontstopme


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