just_fck_me | 8.6. TEN words/phrases you associate with your se

8.6. TEN words/phrases you associate with your sex life

1. Cheerleaders
2. Rally girls
3. Waitresses
4. Strippers
5. Football fans
6. Checkout Chicks
7. Bargirls
8. Candy Stripers
9. School teachers
10. Stanton Twins

just_muse_me | 12.2.6. Time travel

12.2.6. If you could travel back in time, would you? Why or why not?

Well, yeah. Obviously. Would never profess to be a damn miracle worker or anythin’ stupid like that, but my best mate is paralysed an’ it happened at a game I was at. If I could go back in time, I’d try an’ stop him hedgin’ into that tackle. I mean, like I said, I ain’t no miracle worker. I wouldn’t try to stop him getting’ pissed off an’ wantin’ to tackle the dude but there had to have been a way to stop the force of the impact. Somethin’… anythin’…

( I dunno why I kept watchin’ that video over an’ over again... )

Tim's Jason in muse land is itwontstopme


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just_1_word | 14.5. Mate

14.5. Mate

[Companion piece to THIS by itwontstopme]

Life was usually easy. There wasn’t much more to it than football, beer, and getting laid. Hell, school wasn’t even an issue with rally girls bouncing around more than happy to provide for him in any way he needed… whether it be a blow job or a book report. The times he got himself beaten up weren’t that fun, to be fair, but still, he could just go home to get drunk and it didn’t matter at the end of the day, anyway. But then Coach left and it felt like the world was starting to tip under his feet and throw him off balance.

( First is was the hard practices... )

Tim's Jason in muse land is itwontstopme


Word Count | 756

J, dude, you need help

All hail the yellow pants!

Your Lucky Underwear is Yellow

You're an extremely happy, laid back, fun soul. And your lucky yellow underwear can help you get even more out of life. In life, you rather play than work. You're apt to quit any task that doesn't nourish your creativity and inner child. Sometimes your drive for freedom hinders your quality of life. You find it impossible to do anything unpleasant. If you want to have responsibilities and still have fun, put on your yellow underpants. They'll help you make a party out of the most mundane tasks.

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?